Pocket Rocker

I am a really slow learner when it comes to men.I have been off the market for a long time and they are NOT like riding a bike.Especially in their 50s. And yes I meant that EXACTLY how it sounded.That is unfortunately my age bracket.And as lovely as they can be to hang out with, they …

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Goodbye Fisher King. And thank you for EVERYTHING

I spent yesterday sobbing on and off over the death of Robin Williams. The whole country did. And even now I am pacing and sobbing because I have forgotten how to blog and I HAVE to write this. Please pardon me if this sucks a little. And I will try for once, to pardon myself. …

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This is going to hurt me more than it hurts you…

Ok. I Haven't posted anything since last November. There are half a dozen drafts on my dashboard and at least a dozen more that didn't even make it that far.  I have a slew of excuses, the best one being of course is how the hell do you follow up an obit to the great …

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I Hate Clam Chowder or “We KNOW how badly you need to get laid”

I hate clam chowder. And not just because it is seafood mixed with dairy and smells like a dolphin's butt, but because I have been covered in it since I was 18 years old. My first job was at a steak and seafood house in Burbank California. It had five huge banquet rooms (two of …

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Don’t tell me what to do (Unless I’m naked….)

Oh my God its been a whole month....I think I once mentioned that blogging for me is not like riding a bike. It gets harder the longer I wait and then it becomes this looming task like calling a relative you've been avoiding. Then suddenly you find out they died. NOW look what you've done! …

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If I were a Disney Villianess

I seriously grew up Disney. I remember the 90s when Jeffrey Katzenberg cleverly butchered The Little Mermaid (my favorite fairy tale of all time) and saved Disney's bacon by regenerating old stereotypes and planted the seed for a new wave of Disney marketing madness. That is a different beast. When I was little, Disney was …

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