Lost on my Birthday

I just had another birthday. The goddamn things come once a year whether I like it or not.  I know. Bad joke. Too easy. Kinda like: "So you're 29 again right?" No offense but STFU. I'm fully aware that even though I have officially entered the "For My Age" part of my life I still …

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Its Fun to Say WASABI!!!! Try it…..

I have landed a job at a Sushi bar. I have never served sushi. I do not eat sushi. Remember my pallet is a perfect match to a midwestern three year old? Remember the part where I said that most seafood smells like a dolphin's ass? Right. So I'm serving sushi..... Its ok. I have …

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