1 Notre Dam:
Because creepy statuary that does double duty warding off evil spirits and acting as drainage is fascinating.
2 The Catacombs:
Because the bones of six million people covered in lime and artfully arranged by twisted clergymen has infinite possibilites.
(Not to mention its pretty awesome)
3 The Wiki Wachee Mermaids:
Because MERMAIDS!!!! YAY!!!! MERMAIDS!!!!!
(Mermaids are also awesome)
4 White Shark Breaching:
Because watching my greatest childhood nightmare (pre-Jaws mind you) come flying out of the ocean with a Wiki Wachee mermaid in its gaping maw would be like taking my greatest fear and wrapping it all up like a big pink present. Oh calm down! Like its gonna happen…..
5 Christopher Plummer Naked:
Because lets be honest ladies. Is there REALLY any other reason to watch The Sound of Music for the 87th time? Quiet Bobby. I don’t care if he IS 135 years old. I’d still hit it…..